and I’ve found my RomeoTumblr (3.0; @zookeepers)http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/36758421460/hooking-up-with-an-ex" target="_blank">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtz7rlnLE1qazkdco1_250.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtz7rlnLE1qazkdco2_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/37061873004http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/37061873004Sun, 02 Dec 2012 16:59:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ltqyFCa01qawgyho1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/34257164055http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/34257164055Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:43:43 -0400<p>Tänk att jag trodde att du skulle höra av dig idag, dag 21. Sen när blev du så kall, du som alltid var så varm?</p>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/31144147334http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/31144147334Sat, 08 Sep 2012 16:10:39 -0400<p>trött på att gråta mig till sömns vareviga natt </p>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/31012357312http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/31012357312Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:02:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ghuu6tsF1r6e2vlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/30745234946http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/30745234946Sun, 02 Sep 2012 15:55:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4522yAlSJ1qcvqtko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4522yAlSJ1qcvqtko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livvy.tumblr.com/post/23938882158" target="_blank">livvy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katydidnot.tumblr.com/post/23192153092/dear-internet-let-me-tell-you-some-things-about" target="_blank">katydidnot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dear internet, let me tell you some things about my public-school-in-georgia sex education.</p> <p>pictured above is my abstinence til marriage card, given to me in my eighth grade health class. as you can see, i did not sign it, so it is non-binding. they were “optional” but the teacher placed the basket at the front of the class and stared us down. my 13-year-old self had a very brief dilemma between 1. making a stand and not getting one or 2. getting one because it’s fucking hilarious. i am very glad i chose the latter, because as i predicted, this is now something hilarious to show everyone.</p> <p>that year in health we also learned “how to spot the identifying features of a crack baby” which is literally nothing but lies. we had a system of anonymous questions, and once someone asked “how do i know if i’m a lesbian?” our teacher looked disgusted and she replied “how would i know? i’m not a lesbian!”</p> <p>EDIT i forgot to mention when she gave these to us she suggested we “cut up our cards together with our husbands on our wedding day” and i remember thinking, fuck if i marry someone from my middle school</p> <p>the next time i had sex ed in high school it was taught by a dude gym coach who spent the whole time talking about his daughters. the book we were learning from listed “low self-esteem” “stunted social growth” and “depression,” among others, as consequences of premarital sex. at one point, it asked us to fill in the disadvantages of having an abortion. our teacher went, “well, i’m personally against abortion, so we’re just going to skip this section,” which confused me, because it was explicitly asking for an argument against abortion.</p> <p>the last time i had sex ed it was pretty good and there were free condoms and we got little bottles of lube every time we answered questions, but i don’t think that counts cause it was in an intro to women’s studies class.</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy crap this is so retarded, ahahaha.</p> <p>Although my experience of sex education coming from catholic schools in the UK was not far removed from this at all, the bits that we had of it anyway.</p> <p>My entire school sex-education probably adds up to about 30 minutes</p> </blockquote> <p>Jesus, this is INSANE! To call that sex education is wrong and as said - hilarious. In Sweden where I come from, we hade sex educations in junior high, combined with our biology class. And it was ok, you learned everything. Everything from the most serious diseases to where the cock goes in. And in every part we were shown pictures. In Sweden it’s illegal to have sex with a 14 year old if your over 16. When you’ve turnes 16 your’re “Byxmyndig”. But for 14 year olds to have sex, I guess it’s not discussed as much, above all it’s not illegal I think, I’d be surprised if it were illegal… Clinics and the “national health department” have commercials about protections - and thats about it. I feel sorry for katydidnot and her former classmates in Georgia whom had that horrible sex-education, because it’s important and natural. <br/>Yeah yeah, enough with the lecture and stuff.. </p>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/25155581003http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/25155581003Fri, 15 Jun 2012 08:45:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgahd0JsfL1qbow1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/3178549772http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/3178549772Fri, 15 Jun 2012 04:58:00 -0400hairglowgirl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vc0c4T7P1qah5ozo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/24125567994http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/24125567994Thu, 31 May 2012 08:23:44 -0400cat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48d51Nl5U1rw359ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/24125536256http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/24125536256Thu, 31 May 2012 08:22:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m485ylrd031r04h2no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/24015611238http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/24015611238Tue, 29 May 2012 16:54:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41ne3MD7v1qcpuf7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553722937http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553722937Tue, 22 May 2012 14:28:03 -0400<p>Shit sorry for depressing posts. But I think it&#8217;s okay when you just broke up with the one you loved. </p>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553536583http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553536583Tue, 22 May 2012 14:23:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pfmlNiJA1r80078o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553515257http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553515257Tue, 22 May 2012 14:23:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6cd0bLmW1qiseh8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553076984http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23553076984Tue, 22 May 2012 14:13:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp0fsELF01qh4rr5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23552539498http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23552539498Tue, 22 May 2012 14:01:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m195heHCQN1qa0v77o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23552325627http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23552325627Tue, 22 May 2012 13:56:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdwb11e161qj6cffo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t. <br/>Thanks for this year love, darling</p>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23552233202http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23552233202Tue, 22 May 2012 13:53:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l24xfm9W1qam7epo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23484777313http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23484777313Mon, 21 May 2012 12:34:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08kxuHRJO1qmlsa5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23484728361http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/23484728361Mon, 21 May 2012 12:33:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wup25ZfY1r9tljbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER</p>http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/22900479128http://zookeepers.tumblr.com/post/22900479128Sat, 12 May 2012 09:43:12 -0400diamondforeverstonesparkle